WHY AM I THE LAST TO KNOW? It was directed by Pete Docter, co-directed by Lee Unkrich and David Silverman, and was written by Jack W. Bunting, Jill Culton, Pete Docter, Ralph Eggleston, Dan Gerson, Jeff Pidgeon, Rhett Reese, Jonathan Roberts, and … ( mock whining ) Put that thing back where it came from, or I'll poke myself in the eye! UH, HOW ABOUT YOU, BIG FELLA? Sulley: GIVE ME YOUR HAND. Sulley: Mike, you don't understand. Sulley: I wonder what's good here. Sulley: Let's get you home. THEY'RE GOING TO SHUT DOWN THE FACTORY! Waternoose: When the door lands in this station, cut the power. THE ALL-TIME SCARE RECORD. ( snickering ) Morning, Sulley! Mike: SULLEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? COME ON, PAL, CHEER UP, WE DID IT! NOT TO MENTION THE ANGRY MOB THAT'LL COME AFTER US WHEN THERE'S NO MORE POWER, BUT, HEY... AT LEAST WE HAD SOME LAUGHS, RIGHT? Sulley: WILL YOU STOP MAKING BOO LAUGH? CDA Agent: We can neither confirm nor deny the presence of a human child here tonight. Edit source History Talk (0) Comments Share. ( equipment buzzing loudly ) HALT! Sulley: Not really. Sulley: DON'T PANIC. Sulley: I don't believe I ordered a wake-up call, Mikey. CDA Agent 2: CLEAR THE CONTAMINATED AREA. ( gurgling and burping ) You're making him lose his focus. ( shrieking ) (He backs away and slips on a soccer ball, which ricochets off the wall and beans him squarely on the face. Mike: Hey! Thousands of bloopers make it into even the biggest movies, and some of these mistakes are very entertaining, if you know where to look. Sushi?! Randall: JUST GET ME ANOTHER DOOR! WILL YOU GO TO SLEEP? COME ON, NOW, CHUCK HIM, CHUCK HIM, BABY. Mike: No, sir. BOO'S ROOM. Let's move, let's move. Excuse me, sir. ( moans ) Waternoose stands at an EMPTY DOOR STATION with Boo's card key in his claw. Oh, boy, how do I explain this? One without the other don't mean nothin' to me. Sulley jogs in place) I WAS, UH, JUST... Smitty & Needleman: ( screams ) Sulley: I-I-I... I always wanted a pet that could kill me! Sulley: Give it a rest, will ya, butterball? Sulley? Here's the kid. TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING. Hah! Roz: This office is now closed. Sulley: And produced by Mike Wazowski. Boo: (raspberry) Roz: Hello, boys. (gasps) YOU KNOW, MAYBE I SHOULD REALIGN THE SCREAM INTAKE VALVE. SURE. ANDREW STANTON: Hi, I'm Andrew Stanton, and I'm screenwriter and co-executive producer. George: ( screaming ) Bye-bye! (Mike scoots her out of view using a broom, then sprays the area with disinfectant) M&M's - Power Walk/A Parody of Monsters Inc. Bloopers (2010, USA) Terry Tarzer. It was released in theatres on November 2, 2001, and re-released in 3D on December 19, 2012.3 A prequel to the film, Monsters University, was released on June 21,2013. You! Like a quarterback rushing a tackle dummy, Sulley strains to push a pile of heavy furniture across the living room. bloopers. WE'RE STILL WORKING ON IT. ( gasps ) Sulley: OH, BOY. (crickets chirping) (wind blowing softly) (door quietly creaks open) (boy gasps) ( thump ) Mike: ♪ There's a child, there's a child. Roz: Very good. Jerry: Hey, Sulley, where you been all day? Mike: (through gritted teeth) Sulley! Smitty: Sorry! They see the kid and scream, scrambling behind a chair for protection) Soft moonlight illuminates the room. Sulley: HEY, IT'S OKAY, BOO. Mike: Well, so long, kid. Please advise. CDA Agent 1: CAREFUL. Mike: PAINTED? Hey, hey, hey, hey! SHE IS THE ONE! AH! SHE'S OUT OF OUR HAIR! Guy takes five steps and he's there. SULLEY, A MOP, A COUPLE OF LIGHTS AND SOME CHAIR FABRIC ( sighs in relief ) Roz: HELLO, WAZOWSKI. Look at the stick. Mike: "Big deal!Guy takes five steps and he's there." Claws: The kid almost touched me! Needleman: [yelling] Shut it off! CDA Agent: ALL CLEAR. Hello? Misc Monster #2: I tried to run from it, but it picked me up with its mind powers and shook me like a doll! You can't make me! (He addresses a group of CDA agents)) BECAUSE YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN. Sulley: No, Mike, wait! Randall: I AM ABOUT TO REVOLUTIONIZE THE SCARING INDUSTRY AH! YOU WERE ON A ROLL, MY MAN. Pete Docter: Cut. Randall: OH, FOR... Mike: I'M ON THE COVER OF A MAGAZINE! ( whistling ) Oh, boy, how do I explain this? Sulley: MAKE HER LAUGH. IT NEVER WOULD HAVE GOTTEN OUT IT'S JUST THAT... Mike: NO, NO WAY! Sulley: HEY, UH, MIKE. Waternoose: (On TV) Of course, M.I. Simulation terminated. The Loop (Movies) Do you like this video? ( boo's laughing causes a POWER OUTAGE ) Sulley: OH, NO PROBLEM. Boo: Kitty! ( growls ) ( muffled explosion ) 22 MIKE-WAZOWSKI- YOU-GOT-YOUR-LIFE-BACK LANE. I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and I'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. (roars angrily) Mike: I'M TRYING! A link to an external website The Monsters, Inc. spot toegevoegd door a fan of Bloopers. Sulley motions for her to stay quiet. WE LOST HIM. ALLERGIES. Sulley: You think he's in going to come through the closet and scare you. Fungus: A DOOR! LOOKED AT ME? We settle on one which causes the child to scream) YOU BEAT HIM. (INT. This not a drill. Sulley: Randall was in it. Needleman: We're coming! Sulley: What? Don: You really should come back to Monsters University. Fungus: I DON'T KNOW. TESTING, TESTING. WE CAN BRING YOUR COUSIN'S SISTER'S DAUGHTER ALONG. That was a close one. Mike: We got to get out of here now! Don't you ever run away from me again, young lady! Tell us where the kid is. Smitty: Go get 'em, Mr. Sullivan! Sulley: Look! Mike: OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, IT'S CREE-TIN. Mike: Feel the burn! (CLOSE ON TV. Keep it up. CAREFUL WITH THAT. (Mike swipes the bear out of Boo's hands. HEY, GOOD EVENING. ( child laughing uproariously ) Who? Mike: LET ME SEE IT! (loud crashing, toy squeaks) Yeow! I MEAN, HOW ABOUT ALL THIS FABULOUS SNOW, HUH? (A child vacantly staring at a television set. Waternoose: I know, I know. Monsters, inc. bloopers. (Boo opens one of the window shade, standing in full view of the helicopters outside) ( door clunks shut ) SOMEBODY ELSE WILL FIND THE KID. OKAY, ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS GET RID OF THAT THING. (Sulley roars) AND WHEN I FIND WHOEVER LET IT OUT, THEY'RE DEAD! Scientist: It is my professional opinion that now is the time to... panic! Ladies and gentlemen my mom! Sulley: Come on! (clanging, yelling) Sulley: Hey! ( bells dinging ) (Walt Disney Pictures logo is shown.) ( wind howling ) Boo: Kitty! Mike: No, Boo, no, no! (gasps) Boo: Kitty? No! I'M BEHIND YOU! I'll try to be less careless. ( door creaks softly ) CDA Agent #1: Halt! ( Boo sobbing ) ( clamoring ) Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (The camera pans in on each light surging) TAKE MY BUDDY, BIGFOOT. HEY, CAN I BORROW YOUR ODORANT? Through! Randall: Hey, Waxford! You, too, hon. I know! STOP, STOP! The least you can do is pay attention! BUT NOW WE CAN SET We light your city. (Just as Mike says the last word before he trips, Boo STOPS CRYING and the LIGHTS STOP SURGING once AGAIN) what's going on right now, we are through! I GOT THE KID! Randall: WORD ON THE STREET IS THE KID'S Mike: HURRY UP! SIMULATOR TRYOUT ROOM. Jerry: Duck and cover, people! Computer voice: ( over P.A. ) It's the winds of change. AROUND A THREE-DAY HIKE. Randall: IT'S HERE IN THE FACTORY, ISN'T IT? Ahh! GO TO SLEEP. Roz: Ta-da! OH, WHAT A CREEP. In a moment ALL THE APARTMENT WINDOWS are GLOWING BRIGHTLY) HE'S GOING TO KILL US! STAND BACK. Mike: YUCK. YOU'VE GOT BOO'S DOOR? Go ahead. I DON'T LIKE BIG... Sulley: How you doing? it'll bring down the house. ( deep, resonating whirring ) Mike: HELP! (gulps) Boo: Oh-oh. Mike: Come on, get lost, you two. 9. Mike: OH, NO. I JUST ASSUMED YOU WERE BUDDIES, YOU KNOW Pull the lever! Waternoose: AH, JAMES! (The bedroom light clicks off. Sulley: No. CUTEST THING IN THE WORLD. Mike: ♪ SHE'S OUT OF OUR HAIR! (Mike laughing.) (Mike runs from the window towards Sulley) Give her the... he eye! ( clanging and growling ) THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH THESE 3250 UNITS... THE CHILD MAY HAVE ESCAPED! Mike: Sulley? (PIXAR ANIMATION STUDIOS), (Int. Randall: Hey, what's the... (both laugh) OK, very funny. HEY, YOU GUYS SEEN SULLEY ANYWHERE? I'M A NICE GUY. You've had a lift. [explodes with rage] YOU'RE STILL NOT LISTENING! I needed some time to think. WHILE I THINK OF A PLAN! Mike: NOT BAD, HUH? Do I get the part? Celia: Oh, Googley-Woogley, you remembered! Celia: Monsters, Inc. Mike: I'M GONNA BE SICK. Sulley: Ook-lay in the ag-bay. Randall: NO! It's now five after the hour of 6:00 A.M. Sulley: GET INSIDE! Hurriedly Mike and Sulley yank the shades closed) WHAT ELSE CAN GO WRONG? Boo: Kitty! Waternoose: (re: Mike and Boo) Don't let them get away! Mike: Be relaxed, be relaxed, be relaxed. Claws appears on the Scare Floor in Monsters, Inc. and the sushi restaurant. ( whirring and hissing ) ): Nevermind. Monsters, Inc. is the fourth animated film produced by Pixar.It was directed by Pete Docter and was released on November 2, 2001.. Smitty: Excuse us! THAT'S HIM. Mmm. WHERE IS IT, YOU LITTLE ONE-EYED CRETIN? [Mike screams in absolute fury and lunges at Sulley.] (gibberish) Staying! ( whirring and clanking ) (all murmuring) Sulley stands over the bed, tucking in the sheets) ♪ THAT'S.... NO. Celia: (embarrassed) STOP IT! ( whirring ) Randall: There they are! (A monster with dozens of eyes steps forward to corroborate) ♪ PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME ♪ CHEATING. Mr. Waternoose! ( birds twittering ) ( Boo giggling ) Give me that shovel! You both have. Sulley: OH, SO WOULD I, SIR. Mike: OF COURSE. Mike: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Sulley: I-I can still hear her little voice. HE FASHIONED AN ENORMOUS DIAPER OUT OF POISON IVY. Category:Pixar Outtakes | Transcripts Wiki | Fandom. Waiters: Get a paper bag! Mike: NONE OF IT MATTER... (Flint addresses a panel of pathetic looking recruits, seated behind her. Shh, shh, shh. ( growling ) As long as it doesn't come near us we're going to be okay. Waternoose: Oh, not the CDA. Sulley? (Boo's door sails out of the vault corridor and into the Scare Floor. Sulley: MIKE, THINK ABOUT IT. This is a collection of all my shot work from the feature "Monsters, Inc.", as well as shots for the outtakes, the short "Mike's New Car" and a promo piece for the NFL. Whoa! WHERE YOU FROM? Sulley: Come on. Sulley: GET IT OPEN! ( grunts ) Mike and Sulley retreat in fear) Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Sulley: But-but-but, sir! ( clanging ) IT'S FINE. Oh! YOU DID IT. NO PLAN. Go! Sulley: UH, MIKE? OH, YEAH. Yeti: NO, NO, NO. Celia: (coy) What did you say? Sulley: I'LL START OUT WITH THE OLD WATERNOOSE JUMP-AND-GROWL! Mike: Oh, no. Thousands of bloopers make it into even the biggest movies, and some of these mistakes are very entertaining, if you know where to look. Waternoose: YES, YES, I'M COMING. Mike: No way. ( gasps ) Sulley: Spoons. Morning, Sulley. CDA Agents: (All shouting) 2319! ( yells with effort ) Sulley: Yep. Sulley: TOP OF THE MORNIN', FELLAS! Based on the 2001 Oscar winning Pixar movie Monsters, Inc., the attraction opened on April 2, 2007 within the park's Tomorrowland section, where it replaced the Circle-Vision attraction The Timekeeper. Sulley: NO, NO. No one touches little Mikey! Mike & Sulley (Both): (both screaming) Sulley: BUT-BUT-BUT... (Sulley stands protectively in front of the bed) Sulley: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. YOU KNOW, THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN SCARING. ( giggles ) Sulley: ( laughs ) Where's Wazowski? Sulley: EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE OKAY. (crunching) Celia: OH, MICHAEL, I'VE HAD A LOT OF BIRTHDAY... Waternoose: (Waternoose grabs a nearby yellow scream can) You're going in there because we need this. KEEP THE AREA CLEAR. OH, HELLO, LITTLE ONE. AH, SURE, WE PUT THE FACTORY IN THE TOILET, AND... GEE, HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE WILL BE OUT OF WORK NOW. Women: 'Nother gator?! What a coincidence, running into you here! BUT THAT IS A HORRIBLE IDEA! ( Celia screaming ) Bile: I fell down? WHAT ABOUT US? Girl monsters: How many tentacles jump the rope? Wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have you. ( laughing ) ( squealing laughter ) ( engines starting ) SULLIVAN: Get it open. WHERE'D IT GO? DOES ANYONE ELSE KNOW ABOUT THIS? Uh, I'm just going to order something to go. Mike: What? The boy turns away in fear, but a second look reveals it to be just a shirt sleeve He relaxes back into bed) Boo, Oh, you're all right! SO, NOW THE TRUTH COMES OUT, DOESN'T IT? Bye, baby. In some of their movies, Pixaradded a variety of hilarious outtakes to the end credits. Mike: I'M TELLING YOU, PAL, WHEN THAT WALL WENT UP YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON WATERNOOSE'S FACE. ( crying ): NO... WHOA! Boo: Kitty! Needleman: Let her rip! (The stacks come crashing down) Sulley: What? Celia: ( over P.A. ) I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have you. Fungus: Look. (Worklights flash on, flooding the room with light. Follow. (Boo totters towards them, babbling. Celia: (over P.A. ♪, Mike: Oh hey! Watch Queue Queue. Mike: SULLEY! Monsters inc Bloopers. (screaming) You're making it worse! (door closes) TAKE HIM AWAY. Mike: OOH! Monsters, Inc. is the fourth animated film produced by Pixar.It was directed by Pete Docter and was released on November 2, 2001.. ( faint squeal of fear ) Jerry: LET'S GO, EVERYBODY! (Waternoose grabs Boo from the bed) Mike: THIS IS CRAZY. Okay. Waternoose: I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die, and I'll silence anyone who gets in my way! Roz: Hello. Roz: Always! Come out slowly with the child in plain sight. (speaking baby talk) UM... BOO? Pete Docter: OK, cut. Needleman: So I said, "If you talk to me Mike: Get out of here! Fungus: ( screams ) HAS JUST BROKEN THE ALL-TIME SCARE RECORD. Sulley: Morning, Ricky. Man: Sleep, tight kiddo. ( huffing ) THAT'S GREAT. I could've died! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. (SLAM! Sulley: HEY, HEY. (giggling): Sulley: Hi, guys! Was I scary? Needleman: Shut up! Sulley: I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND. Celia: Michael? (INT. ( screaming) I'M OFF-DUTY. (Boo sneezes directly in Mike's eye) Simulation terminated. Sulley: I-I'M LOOKING FOR THE KID. OKAY, SULLEY, COME ON, ENOUGH. (INT. ( lunch bell rings ) It's Sullivan, not Solomon! Mike: I DIDN'T, SO COME ON! Wh-whoa! Categories. Mike: AGAIN? Mike: With pleasure. ( shuts off machine ) AFFIRMATIVE. ( growling loudly ) CDA Agent: I'll get him. Hello? Coming through, please. WHEN HE WAS BANISHED WORE IT ON HIS HEAD LIKE A TIARA. Animation. Psst. ( squeaks ) 5 years ago | 682 views. Mike: (into phone) Hello. Mike: A door?! ( giggles ) Flint: Uh-huh. Boo: Mike Wazowski! AND NOW LOOK WHERE WE ARE! Sulley: JUST KEEP IT TOGETHER. Sulley: WHERE IS IT?! Sulley: We have to get Boo's door and find a station. Boo: BOO. Monsters, Inc. commentary with Director Pete Docter, Co-director Lee Unkrich, Executive producer John Lasseter and Executive producer/Co-writer Andrew Stanton. BUT I... WAS THE BALL, SEE? Sulley: NO! Mike: YOU'RE THE BOSS. Here we go. (It's not working -- she starts to cry louder while the LIGHTS SURGE BRIGHTER. ( bell dings ) Mike: HELLO. ( both laughing ) Please notify me if you encounter a stale link. I HOPE WE GET A COPY OF THAT TAPE. Mike: Oh, Boo, it's been fun. my succulent little garden snail. LET'S SEE.... SOMETHING ABOUT A VILLAGE. ( gasping ) Mike/Sulley (Both): ( yelling ) (INT. I'll give you five minutes. They don't have anything I like here. Mike: All right, I got a move here. Mike: You know, I am so romantic Sulley: But kidnapping children? The door. Sulley: (singsong): Uncle Mike, try not to yell in front of her. Sulley: Ohh! Waternoose: I can't do that! ESPECIALLY YOU, JAMES. Celia: OH, OKAY. https://movies.fandom.com/wiki/Monsters,_Inc./Transcript?oldid=297003.